you're out and about drinking some san gria when suddenly this total guapa/guapo comes up dancin in yo face and you're all like 'omfg this is an ABSOLUTE BIRTHDAY'
by Judith merryweather-trot March 11, 2008
Get the absolute birthday mug.A man or woman who does something completely barbaric and walks it off like a fucking badass. They are mad because this is America in 2018, of fucking course, who the hell wouldn't be mad.
"He's an absolute madman! A fucking madman, he puts mayo on his hot dog!"
"Oh, shit, it's him, I heard he pulled the most barbaric move and sucked a dick for bus fare. Then after that, he walked."
"Oh, shit, it's him, I heard he pulled the most barbaric move and sucked a dick for bus fare. Then after that, he walked."
by Rootin Tootin Pootin January 31, 2018
Get the Absolute Madman mug.When you're in a bad situation where you'll most likely fail or get the negative result.
A great example is when you're near the finish line in Mario Kart while being a tight race and someone uses the blue shell.
A great example is when you're near the finish line in Mario Kart while being a tight race and someone uses the blue shell.
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Get the Absolute Tank mug.In a reference to a mans balls having the density, size, hardness of a neutron star and being the most radioactive material known to man.
by Goldensballs May 18, 2022
Get the Absolute meteors mug.Some on who acts like a retard and try a to be funny but makes retarded jokes. Most people that are absolute apes are Daniel Bailey, and people like him
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