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avocado cracker ding dong

The avocado cracker dong is a level five sex move, so assume you have consent. For this move you are going to need a fairly attractive a peeled avocado a one saltine cracker and of course youre penis.

first have the woman cock your head back and place the cracker in the woman's mouth

then you are going to climb a small ladder and absolutely slam the peeled avocado into the woman's mouth. Immediately after you slam said avocado into the woman mouth jump from the ladder with your erect cock and slam youre penis in said woman's mouth. If done correctly the friction between cock, mouth,cracker and avocados make the mans penis ejaculate with extreme force and blow all the avocado out the sides of her mouth.
yo im so horny but i wanna fuck in a creative way

well say no more i just saw a tut on how to do the avocado cracker ding dong.
by JOHN INTERNET GOOD November 8, 2023
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hot avocado

Inserting your feces into someone else’s anus, using your hand or tongue
I thought I was going to get a rim job, but that sicko gave me a hot avocado instead!
by Scatman Yourmothers February 6, 2012
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Avocado

This word is another meaning of *FIT*-*PENG*-*BUFF*-*CHONG*
This word has been specially designed for the young people out their to use. Everyone uses it at my school, we all decided to put it up on the Urban Dictionary, Why dont you try using it, and give it a go! :-)
OMG! Blud, that chick is well Avocado init blud!
by Robin Banks May 3, 2008
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Avocado

The best thing ever I mean man, these are the best. My goodness.
Person 1: hey do you know what an avocado is?

Person 2: you mean the best possible thing ever.
by Avocado boi November 18, 2020
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Avocado

(Australian) The name given to a $100 note because of its colour. See also Pineapple for $50 and Lobster for $20.
I’ll bet you an avocado
by SaintMickS March 29, 2019
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sidewards avocado cap

same as cap, it means lie or
my mom: im younger than you
me: thats sidewards avocado cap
by misssophcupcake June 24, 2022
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Avocado attack

Avocado attack is a god and owns the universe, slashedX and moon suck and avo is better. Thats why they are lonely
by Peen head September 7, 2020
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