Welsh Miner

One who digs deep at the office parties, taking particular glee suckling colleagues in the lift shaft

Did you see what Craig did with that lass at the Christmas Doo? He's a right welsh miner that lad!

by Just4Laughs September 9, 2010

Welsh dip

an STD Procured from a welsh women/man

I went to Cardiff and got a welsh dip

by jigga man j April 2, 2009

chilli welsh cake

When one sticks his penis into a Welsh woman anus then sticks it up a sheeps nostril then let the sheep shit on your penis and get Tom Jones to lick it

Oh my😋 Mr Jones is so chilli Welsh cake

by Welsh cheese March 28, 2015

Daniel Welsh

Can be a cool guy. Very tall is ok at basketball. Good friend, Has a smoking hot girlfriend despite being an ugly bastard
Lanky as fuck.
Is used to describe someone who is tall but with no athletic ability

dude you're an absolute Daniel Welsh, You're 210cm and can't touch the net

by Biganimetiddies November 10, 2019

Daniel Welsh

Good friend, ok at basketball, is very tall but has no athletic ability. Has a smoking hot girlfriend despite being an ugly bastard. Lanky as FUCK

hey man did you see daniel welsh. What a cunt.

by Biganimetiddies November 10, 2019

Welsh

welsh is a description of jibberish where nobody can understand what you’re saying

Friend 1: djrndifnendifnsnekfjfndjej
Friend 2: what language is that
Me: probably welsh

by Origonal October 9, 2019

welsh crumble

The welsh crumble symbolises the proverbial spineless welsh man combining the words "crumble" and the dirty term "welsh".

Used in context -

"That Jonathan Russell, he's a welsh crumble" - meaning he is spineless or weak; or
"crouch, set, bind, engage, welsh crumble" - referring to the welsh scrum; or
"i'm going to turn her vagina into a welsh crumble" - referring to a dirty welsh pudding.

Notably, very similar to the term "wetty", "wet lettuce" or "pussyhole" alike, and can be used in similar ways.

"That Jonathan Russell, he's a welsh crumble" - meaning he is spineless or weak; or
"crouch, set, bind, engage, welsh crumble" - referring to the welsh scrum; or
"i'm going to turn her vagina into a welsh crumble" - referring to a dirty welsh pudding.

by Jayballs69 May 25, 2018