smelly penis

smelly..😤
oo he has a smelly penis😢
by ilysmbyhm November 09, 2020
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smelly campfire

It is the act of having intercourse with someone doggy style. When finished, you ejaculate on their back, then without them knowing, you take a shit on their back. The theory is shit tends to look like a log, and your partner's body should still be hot from the sex so it should heat up the shit log on their back.
I finished fucking this hoebag, but before I snuck out i set up a smelly campfire.
by d999w January 04, 2010
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smelly fucker

A person who smells like a singed asshole
you stinky smelly fucker or "hey have you seen mark, he's a smelly fucker today."
by fakenname April 16, 2015
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smelly santa

a different take on the blumpkin. This happens when you are taking a dump and girl comes in and sits on your lap like she would santa, you start having sex and she craps in your lap during the act. Leaving you like a smelly santa.
I was taking my morning dump when that ho from last night comes in and starts banging me again and decided to give me a smelly santa
by Chano Rivera April 30, 2009
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Smelly Bunny

A female with the perfect sized breasts.

Approximately C and a half cups.
They are very nice.
Michael: Did you see her tits?
Geo: Yeah she was such a smelly bunny!

:)
by THEsmellybunny March 30, 2011
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Smelly Dome

When a person before giving oral sex squeezes a packet of Bumble Bee or StarKist brand tuna into her mouth, and then proceeds with the aforementioned oral sex.
Dylan: "Yo, did Maddie give you dome last night?"

Jeff: "Yeah, and it was smelly dome too; the tuna felt so good, but the smell made me throw up a little bit."

Dylan: "Nice!"
by NanoVapor December 17, 2008
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Smelly Dick

A phenomena that occurs after coitus, when a mans penis becomes irregularly smelly from the sewer that is the vagina.

This phenomenon is very useful for the occasional party goer that drinks, or full blown alcoholics, in that the next morning when they can't remember last night, they can simply smell their dicks to tell if they fucked a girl the previous night.
Bruh, did I fuck anyone last night?

I dunno, smell yo dick to check.

Damn, I got smelly dick, it was probably that whore Kim.
by slippery slope February 20, 2015
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