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Ignore the plant

What you say when you're about to fuck/make-out with someone while a vegetable(person) or someone with the brain capacity of a vegetable is in a nearby room or in the room.
Girl: are we gonna fuck.
Girl 2: yes, now shhhh, ignore the plant.
by suchabigdildo August 18, 2012
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Plant Food

Being so useless to society while living and able bodied, that you might actually be better off not living anymore. Thus saving resources here on earth for the productive folks, while simultaneously feeding plants with your decomposing remains, ultimately giving your empty life some minuscule value after all…
Christine and Matt are plant food man, they don’t do anything, ever, except maybe for one day and feed some plants with their shitty out of shape bodies….
by Eric Spano May 10, 2023
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plant island

An island in my singing monsters that has very good monsters it is also the first island in my singing monsters. The seasonal even for plant island is spooktacle
Woah dude did you hear the plant island audio
by TOXISSOCOOL123 July 6, 2023
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Shaz Plant

Word to describe tobacco for the younger years. Normally used in schools and also colleges.
"Oi Darren, can you get me some shaz plant? Keep the change"
by TheRealRKid October 23, 2019
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FRED the plant

FRED is Moriah Elizabeth plant squishy and she also owns Fred in real life
Fred the plant is funny and green
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plant play

Plant Play is serious and NOT a joke. It’s an alternative to pet play but you act is if your apart of the environment as a leafy green substance. Seedsent is VERY much necessary 😡 don’t mess w saplings 💀💀it’s gross. Taking down and dirty to a new level w plant play 🥵🥵
Daddy Spruce: lemme squeeze your branch, your my birch 😩😩 let’s take this plant play to a new level 😱😱

Baby Birch: have i been a bad seedling?? rub your spruce against my moss 😋
by plantplayer64 March 23, 2022
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Mr plant

are you talking about THE Mr plat by Ashur Gharavi on youtube or something else?
person 1: lets watch "A Day in the Life of Mr Plant"

Person 2: i love the relationship of argos and mr plant

person 1: yes
by Evelynisthere. June 26, 2023
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