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bread missile

When your poop comes out and look like a baguette
Don’t go in your bathroom for a bit, I had a a bread missile
by Lxndrjmsfdr April 21, 2019
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Meat Missile

A very well known TWP delicacy. A favorite or former graduates and TWP Elites Jer-Bear and AVS. Described as a cock shaped sandwich, it’s gushing with flavor ready to cover your face.
“Hey Jer-bear, how bout a nice salty meat Missile for lunch?”

“Yo AVS, I been dying to fill my mouth with a meat Missile, nah what I’m sayin!!”
by Sam’s Shit Wagon December 14, 2022
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moister missile

moister missile= another name for your penis
Mud dick was so dry I had to whip out my moister missile And find me some vagina.
by Confuzem February 24, 2018
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cooze missile

Cooze is slang for wet horny pussy; vagina.

A cooze missile is a guy who is always getting laid. Pun of cruise missile. He's hung, his slick and he nails the cooze every time.
Barney: Have you met Tim? He's a total cooze missile.
Mark: Lucky bastard!
Sheila: do you have his digits?
by CrystalBlonde69 October 3, 2012
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Mayo missile

Launching my mayo missile into your pelvic Canyon
by Mr Blinky April 14, 2022
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Hidden Missile

A gif that has a missile of the phallic variety. A trap gif that surprised you when you see their hidden penis.
I was browsing r/Kappa and they hit me with a hidden missile.
by C-1 June 22, 2018
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schnitzel missile

I was trying to buy a used Harley, but all I could find we're schnitzel missiles and rice rockets.
by DT2020 February 24, 2019
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