Sexy beast who gets what he wants and cares for everyone yet cuts himself because he is dying on the inside but tells everyone he's happy and looks only to make others happy.
by Chuckabuck November 4, 2013
Get the darwin hubbardmug. by The big fat shark May 10, 2023
Get the Darwin Plummug. A person lacking any reservations about doing incredibly stupid things which could lead to their demise. Almost as if natural evolution had removed self preservation from this person's thought processes. Juggling loaded guns or making the same breakfast everyday for a serial killer who gets tired of routine things. There is a level of certainty to which this person will eventually succeed in creatively thinning the gene pool for specie, for the better. Hopefully, before they have a chance to procreate thus creating another generation of Darwin Candidates.
Dave: "Hey guys, I have a great idea! Let's all go on a moped, outdoor camping safari in Africa.
Tom: "Don't you think that is a little dangerous?
Dave: "Nah, I have .22 calibur handgun if anything goes wrong.
Tom: "Dave, have you ever heard of a Darwin Candidate?"
Dave: "Nope, don't care. I am such a good shot, I can kill anything. ... (10 minute tirade of how he is the best at everything)"
Tom: "Don't you think that is a little dangerous?
Dave: "Nah, I have .22 calibur handgun if anything goes wrong.
Tom: "Dave, have you ever heard of a Darwin Candidate?"
Dave: "Nope, don't care. I am such a good shot, I can kill anything. ... (10 minute tirade of how he is the best at everything)"
by DearStupid September 1, 2022
Get the Darwin Candidatemug. by 147852369/*-+.0 September 6, 2025
Get the Charles Darwinmug. A tall guy that spits in your face. Was said that the government created covid just to put a mask on his face.
shut up, Darwin!
by 张三，李四，经武 February 11, 2025
Get the Darwinmug. A school in biggin hill with chavs and normal people and road men who think they run the school people would say it is a good school though
by nanwkwkqkqlqla October 20, 2021
Get the Charles Darwin Schoolmug. Used by atheists.
A panacea for those who want an alternative to Jesus! Oh My God! and other such repugnant theistic ballbaggery.
A panacea for those who want an alternative to Jesus! Oh My God! and other such repugnant theistic ballbaggery.
What in the name of Darwin's balls are you doing man?
By Darwin's balls, your breasts are most splendid.
By Darwin's balls, your breasts are most splendid.
by Wolfgibbon April 24, 2017
Get the Darwin's Ballsmug.