This is the term for what happens when someone uses a freshly cleaned Porto Potty to have themself a BM and the turd hits the blue water and splashes up on their nether parts.
The best way to avoid the Poor Man’s Bidet is to unwrap a new roll of TP and carefully place the wrapping on the surface of the blue water like a little landing pad. Then bombs away!
by Miquelito6233 March 06, 2023
The delicately balanced art of getting a good ole fashioned mouthy while the female is taking a dump (a reverse blumpkin) while using a bidet to clean her bhole.
They japanese local was pleased to hand out many macy's day parade reverse bidet soufflés for the simple price of some eggs tyrone.
by @Ericfordays September 03, 2012
After taking a shit, the person folds their penis towards their own butthole and pisses to clean any remaining poop off.
Then pats it dry with any toilet paper if there is any left.
Then pats it dry with any toilet paper if there is any left.
I took a shit and forgot I was out of toilet paper so I had to use my Irish bidet.
It always does the trick when I’m in a pinch.
It always does the trick when I’m in a pinch.
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by mph8887771111 October 28, 2021
When one person squats over another who is laying on their back and farts into their mouth until the person laying on their back projectile vomits into the squatting persons asshole
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