22 october

when someone is born on this day you should suck his big old

sweaty dick

suck the guy thats born on 22 october

by snipermoke October 10, 2022

October 22

On this date you have to give money to a person that his name starts with H

Person 1: her give me money

Person 2 : why?
Person 1: because it is October 22 and u have to give me money because my name starts with H

Person 2 : ok

by 💩 🤩 Super toilet potato 🤩 💩 October 21, 2019

October 22

The day when the best person in the world was born, and this person continues to light up my life no matter how bad I may seem

Me: Ah, it's that person's birthday, October 22nd

by thatdiscordguy.json November 20, 2021

October 22

Slap the kid who skipped school yesterday day. You can slap the midget looser who skipped school yesterday as much as you want without getting in trouble.

Ky:”why is everyone slapping me”
Everyone:”because It’s October 22 and you are a midget looser who missed school yesterday”

by Slangboi October 21, 2019

October 22

National no balls day. Whatever your girlfriend tells you to do if she says no balls you have to do it

1: hey it's October 22nd you know what that means
2: no balls you won't go kiss her
1: only because it's October 22nd

by 242424242424242424 October 21, 2019

October 22

Slap your shortest best friend

Average height friend :imma slap you
Short friend:why
Average height friend :because its October 22
"Slaps"
Short friend:ohh

by Mmh_Chipotle October 21, 2019

October 22

Slap you friends day is on October 22nd! Enjoy a fun day of getting slapped

Me: Hey you know what day it is

Friends: Oh no it’s October 22nd
Me: Time to get slapped

by _ur.aunts.moms.dogs.son_ October 21, 2019