Boy: dude blondes are so hot, i just met a hot blonde with a nice ass today
Friend: its national fuck a blonde day, go get her bro
June 1st national fuck a blonde day
Friend: its national fuck a blonde day, go get her bro
June 1st national fuck a blonde day
by The girl in the red dress October 17, 2019
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Cris: It's your birthday! That means you're the most beautiful, smart, and funny person i know! Happy birthday 💕
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by alenuv November 12, 2021
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This is a moment of rejoice in your hand and his booty
This is a moment of rejoice in your hand and his booty
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Every hour go to a mirror and say 3 good things about yourself!
If you talk bad about yourself on September 1st a close friend may physically fight you
Inspired by: Patton Sanders from Sander Sides created by Thomas Sanders
Every hour go to a mirror and say 3 good things about yourself!
If you talk bad about yourself on September 1st a close friend may physically fight you
Inspired by: Patton Sanders from Sander Sides created by Thomas Sanders
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"I love when they start playing christmas music on the radio because I know that means Fappy 1st is coming!"
"Aw man! All my buddies are celebrating Fappy 1st except me because I was too weak. Damn you 2 Broke Girls!"
"Hey Dad, can I go to Uncle Ray's for dinner?" "I dont see why not." "Aw jee thanks Dad!" "Happy Fappy 1st son." "Happy Fappy 1st Dad!"
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"Hey Dad, can I go to Uncle Ray's for dinner?" "I dont see why not." "Aw jee thanks Dad!" "Happy Fappy 1st son." "Happy Fappy 1st Dad!"
by Mingo16 November 26, 2018
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