when a guy that is chewing tobacco, spits it into a womans vagina for the purpose of lubricant, and then fucks her
"my lesbian friend Jenneen got drunk and hooked up with this guy, and he totally gave her the mississippi hot pocket"
by lesbianlover82 April 5, 2010

by Breakroom May 31, 2014

When you show up to a "party" and there is just some drunk guy in the kitchen cooking a fucking hot pocket.
When told a party is going to be epic and it ends up being very disappointing.
When told a party is going to be epic and it ends up being very disappointing.
by thatguy911 August 7, 2011

by aammbbeerr xo February 24, 2007

by That dude 1time January 25, 2020

I was pretty worried when she whipped out the condom, but fortunately she just wanted me to Arabian Hot Pocket her.
by D a n December 16, 2007

An Arizona Hot Pocket occurs when an elderly man shits into a woman's vagina, presumably copulating with the shit-filled vagina afterwards.
The regional association is due to the assumed dry climate of the state of Arizona. This is used to imply that geriatric shit, unlike the feces of younger people, is dry and dusty.
The regional association is due to the assumed dry climate of the state of Arizona. This is used to imply that geriatric shit, unlike the feces of younger people, is dry and dusty.
by Tam Nguyen June 24, 2009
