mississippi hot pocket

when a guy that is chewing tobacco, spits it into a womans vagina for the purpose of lubricant, and then fucks her
"my lesbian friend Jenneen got drunk and hooked up with this guy, and he totally gave her the mississippi hot pocket"
by lesbianlover82 April 5, 2010
mugGet the mississippi hot pocketmug.

Rotten hot pocket

An oozy vagina that resembles a hot pocket microwaved wrong
"My boyfriend would rather eat my rotten hot pocket than take Dalton to monster trucks!"
by Breakroom May 31, 2014
mugGet the Rotten hot pocketmug.

hot pocket party

When you show up to a "party" and there is just some drunk guy in the kitchen cooking a fucking hot pocket.

When told a party is going to be epic and it ends up being very disappointing.
Hows that rager?

Bailed, hot pocket party.
by thatguy911 August 7, 2011
mugGet the hot pocket partymug.

hot pocket

something you put a hamster in and scare the living shit out of somebody.
or a hot pocket box.
Johnnie gave eric a hot pocket box with HAMROiD in it.
by aammbbeerr xo February 24, 2007
mugGet the hot pocketmug.

Alabama hot pocket

When you fill your girls pussy with shit then fuck her til it burns
Man this nasty bitch wanted an Alabama hot pocket
by That dude 1time January 25, 2020
mugGet the Alabama hot pocketmug.

Arabian Hot Pocket

Defecating into a condom and then using on your partner as a dildo.
I was pretty worried when she whipped out the condom, but fortunately she just wanted me to Arabian Hot Pocket her.
by D a n December 16, 2007
mugGet the Arabian Hot Pocketmug.

Arizona Hot Pocket

An Arizona Hot Pocket occurs when an elderly man shits into a woman's vagina, presumably copulating with the shit-filled vagina afterwards.

The regional association is due to the assumed dry climate of the state of Arizona. This is used to imply that geriatric shit, unlike the feces of younger people, is dry and dusty.
Grandpa just gave that hooker an Arizona Hot Pocket!!!
by Tam Nguyen June 24, 2009
mugGet the Arizona Hot Pocketmug.

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