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soccer

a sport that should be called football in America because it makes more sense. but just because Americans changed the name doesnt mean they arent good. i got news for ya! WE are good!! Didnt you see how good America did in the Confederations Cup? if you didnt they almost beat Brazil... in the finals! the score was 3-2 Brazil!!!

Anyway.... football (soccer) involves 2 teams of 11 players kicking the ball around on the field passing around trying to score on the goal. Soccer is very competitive and physical.
American #1- dont you think soccer should really be named football like the rest of the world?

American #2- yes i agree the name for soccer in America is the only bad think about USA
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Soccer

(n) A game where not good enough actors play.
Friend: I am trying out for so-
Me: Soccer?
Friend: How did you know?
Me: You're a drama queen that's why!
by ThatOneGuyCris June 6, 2017
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soccer

"Mate, how awesome is soccer ayee? Its the best game ever invented"
"What's soccer?"
"What are you, a douche?!?!!?"
by rabbit cat lady November 2, 2009
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soccer

I’ve played soccer. And it has to be the most idiotic game ever. There is no contact whatsoever, and there are so many players on the field at one time that it is impossible to get a shot off.
Wow, how can Europe like this game?
by Vic4 July 18, 2005
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soccer

A violent and offensive 'sport' played by many Euro 'athletes.' Riots, killings, and death are common. Hated by Americans
1) Matt and I want to see some senseless violence and death, so we're going to a soccer match.

2) "I half expect to go home and see a joint in my kid's mouth, and he's 2...better that than a soccer ball on his foot."
by Reidk April 28, 2004
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soccer

A gay ass sport that requires minimal athleticism. A sport that faggots play to try to be cool. All they do is run and kick a ball and cry when they get hurt. The sport pussies play instead of a real sport like water polo or lacrosse. Soccer is also called football or gayball or i have a big pussy ball.
Faggot soccer play: LOL I PLAY SOCCER, ME SO COOL
Hot girl: You are gay. Water polo is a real sport.
by SPORT PLAYER October 1, 2007
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Soccer

The best freaking sport in the world! Not only the most popular (the world cup is watched by more people than the super bowl) but simply one of the best.

And to those who claim it is for pussys and is not a contact sport, I have broken ribs, cause of soccer, as well as a dislocated knee and screwed up ankles, and I know somebody, who could die if she gets another soccer related concussion. So just shut up till you can play for 90 minutes straight with only shinguards on!
Guy 1: Dude, howed you do that? flag football in a park?
Soccer player: Freak no, had a soccer game this weekend
by Cross_Soccer_Country May 22, 2010
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