barking squirrel

typically used as an excuse when someone farts

Jamie: did you just fart?
Damian: No, that was a barking squirrel

by chadlamo January 29, 2012

dogs are barking

Translation: "My feet are tired."

I'm uncertain of its origin. I started hearing this phrase around 2002 or so from different people, then it was used by one of the soldiers in "Half Life: Opposing Force"

I originally took this to mean "I gotta take a DUMP!" But have been proven wrong , apparently. Nonetheless I still prefer my interpretation.

I gotta sit down...my dogs are barking!

by MarcM January 20, 2005

dog bark

Possibly explained as a punctuated Wolf Bite, the Dog Bark is a sweaty, chaffing ass crack's wake-up-fart. It's a well known fact that farting hurts, when you've got a Wolf Bite. Now you know that such a fart (in which every vibration and clap is felt like a slap on sunburn) is called a Dog Bark.

Damn, I knowed I shouldn'a ate them Crunch Wraps before I goed jogging. Them shits gave me the Dog Bark hard core, son.

by JoshuaJordan May 10, 2008

bum bark

the little poo particles left inside ur bum even after wiping

ewwww ella has bum bark

by Doitforthebanta March 18, 2021

Barking at fish

Puking in a body of water, usually from drinking too much.

After the party, I ended up barking at fish as the sun rose over the ocean.

by Beamishgirl May 25, 2019

barking lounger

someone who lazies around on the couch and barks out demands

"get the kids to shut up can't hear the tv" as the person is to lazy to get up like a barking lounger

by concerned reactor to asshat May 17, 2014

Barking day

On the 11th December you can bark at anyone and anywhere and people can not tell you off

In geography I barked at my teacher because it was barking day

by UrLocalMother;)) December 8, 2020