ass crazy

The equivalent of mad cow disease when found in donkeys.

When Pinocchio drank his first beer and became a mule he developed a severe case of Ass Crazy .

by RogueAquarius April 19, 2018

National slap ass day

On December 11th, you are allowed to slap anyone’s ass.

Jessica: OMG did Tyler just slap my ass?
Tyler: It’s National slap ass day!
Jessica: ohh

by trackgod100 December 10, 2019

ass

something sage does not have

person 1:"look at sage "
person 2"tits"
person 1 "but no ass"

by dirtblockguy338 November 5, 2021

Simya Dirty Ass

simya is a duck legged , nasty smellin , cracker neck , duck leg ass hoe. she likes fucking niggas with little dicks and she sucks dick for church offering and rent money.

Lay: girl i saw simya dirty ass behind the corner store!
Jaz: doing what?
Lay: sucking rey small ass dick.

by brazylayloo June 9, 2019

anti-eat ass

Derived from spray used on pets to fight mange. Turned into insult for individuals with ugly topical skin problems. Describes what someone should do to cover up their nasty asses.

Jason saw his ex-girlfriend walk into the bar, and his buddy Brent said that that ugly bitch needed to be sprayed with some anti-eat ass!

by punkdaddyo December 13, 2005

no-ass class

when someone is not tremendously blessed with cake

*a person watches someone attractive walk by, but notices the attractive person has little or no butt*

“That’s an alumni of no-ass class of ‘23.”

by Sarahsmile86 May 22, 2023

national slap a guys ass day

national slap a guys ass day grants anybody the right to slap any guys ass.

national slap a guys ass day takes place may 5th

guy 1: whats up
guy 2: nothing much just national slap a guys ass day

guy 1: whats that?
guy 2: this *slaps ass*

by national slap a guys ass day May 3, 2023