ass mood

A state of pleasantness only described by ones thoughts overwhelmed with butts and beaches

Such a beautiful day puts me in a good ass mood

"Why's Karen so happy today" "she just got back from Florida stuck in that ass mood"

by mcnazty March 20, 2022

Ass tings

A vague insult possibly about sexual preference but is still unclear. What can be said however without question, it is definitely a burn. And a slow stinging burn at that. Similar to the sensation after sleeping with a person who uses the phrase "ass tings" as an insult.

Actual Facebook conversation.

Lives in Detroit, Michigan

Her
3:55 AM
Hello handsome.

Me
8:32 AM
Fuck off

Her
9:08 AM
Why are you rude to me
Do you no me

Me
Why the fuck are you messaging
me? Fuck no and I don't want too.
B-gone thot!

Me
Why the fuck are you messaging
me? Fuck no and I don't want too.
B-gone thot!

Her
It's okay
I got attracted due to your profile
But it fine
I'm sorry

Me
Nah it's not. Go suck dick in hell
with your thot ass grandma.

Her
Fuck you, dick head you "ass tings"

by ass tings May 19, 2023

bitch ass hoe

keshav. u know who u r.

wow, keshav is such a bitch ass hoe

by trees… February 12, 2022

Ass Freeze

When the toilet paper touches the water and by the time you get to that wipe it surprises you

I pulled off too much toilet paper it accidentally touched the water by the time I ended up wiping I got an ass freeze

by Pebbles & Bam Bam October 1, 2022

Bitch-ass-ness

Having the characteristics of a bitch ass individual.

Caleb: Hey what's been wrong with David lately?
Patrick: He's just got a lot of Bitch-ass-ness in his sytem

by Cavid Manham January 13, 2016

baboons ass

pink, large, plump

"damn gurl what happened to your lips?"

"oh i did the kylie jenner lip challenge"

"well you look like you have a baboons ass now"

by 3kk0 January 3, 2017

Make an ass of himself

behave in a way that makes one look foolish or stupid.

"he is stewed and about to make an ass of himself"

by Arminkshipper April 18, 2025