No Dick December

During No Dick December you can't have a dick so if you have one HIDE please do because do you want to have no dick?

Person 1:Is it No Dick December?
Person 2:Sadly yes
Person 1:Fuck

by The Moronic Idiot November 16, 2023

Dick Rider

A invasive species of the entire world. Known as the biggest invasive species in history! These are weird ass niggas who like to talk about you alot just to make a joke. Or somebody who likes to always compliment things you do or say. Watch out for these Dick Riders mann.

He kept talking about me just to try and be funny, Hes such a Dick Rider.

by @getbucksskyle November 17, 2023

dat dick

dat dick

Boy1: Yeah, my friend... texted me something weird, one time, lol.
Boy2: What?
He was like, Hey, what's up?
Boy1: Nothing much, you?
...
Boy1: What do you want?
and he said,
dat dick
HAHAHAHAHAHA,
HAHAHAHA.

dat dick, i want it u, me, and... him ?

by Young Jazzy Yo November 18, 2023

Dick Cheese

A cheese made out of semen and left to rot in large quantities until solid.

Person A: Man that Dick Cheese was great!
Person B: Glad you loved it man! Anytime you need some I'm right here.

by Capital_K November 18, 2023

DICK

me

i have a dick yum

by popopopoooppppp November 18, 2023

Phantom dick syndrome

when a non penis owning individual wears a strap on and genuinely feels the person around/using it while it’s attached.

“i swear to god i could feel her around me, i was having phantom dick syndrome BIG time.”

by 3y3bagsss November 19, 2023

Dick juggler

A whorish woman who has a certain rotation of men (usually the same ones) that she fuck's.

I myself am occasionally a cock dick juggler.

by SunDanceKidd November 19, 2023