EAT MADISONS ASS DAY

Go find a Madison and rip those pants off and lick that ass. IF you don't complete eat Madisons ass day you will be spanked like a bad little boy by obamas husband

Jaylen: Hey Madison!!! Did you know its "eat Madisons ass day"?

Madison: oh noooo
Jaylen; get ready for this tounge >;)

by wonder breadz January 5, 2024

Ass drumming circle

Verb,
A group of men or women. Sometimes coed meet up with a pair of drum sticks for each person. Each person puts their bottom out and starts hitting the person in front of them with the drum sticks and forming a circle thus ass drumming circle.

Me and 4 of my friends went and did an ass drumming circle last noght

by Old and confused January 5, 2024

Bitch Ass Nerd

basically my friend Trey who drives a lifted dodge ram

"Trey you're such a bitch ass nerd with that gay dodge

by Ranch Enjoyer January 6, 2024

Felix ass nigga

A pillow talker

Mannn you a “Felix ass nigga” for telling ol girl bout last night

by anonymous January 8, 2024

Bitch Ass Nigga

An endearing term used to address your homies, particularly, in a black neighborhood. Not an insult by any means, but can be taken so, in the wrong context.

Snoop Dogg: The fuck did you say, Bitch Ass Nigga ?

by FakeAssGangstaBitch January 9, 2024

Ass Knock

When someone fucks you so hard that the impact of your ass makes a sound

P1: he fucked me so hard that everyone heard it
P2: the ass knock?
P1: yes

by Yod1000 January 9, 2024

Ass Nuts

A rare instance only occuring when two people are engaging in anal sex. The man, who happens to be allergic to peanuts, realizes that his dick begins to feel tingly and uncomfortable inside the woman's anal cavity. Pulling out, he sees that his penis is swollen and broken out in hives. The woman then realizes that she ate peanuts the day before, thus the peanut proteins (which cause the allergic reaction) have made their way through her digestive system, plaguing her anal cavity with their presence. Her ass is now infested with Ass Nuts, putting her peanut-allergy partner at risk.

Uuuh, Amy? You didn't happen to eat peanuts anytime lately did you?

Amy: No, not that I recall?.... Oh, NO WAIT, I did have some peanut butter last night. Why?

DAMMIT AMY! You know I'm allergic to that SHIT! My dick is swollen again! Your ass is infested with ASS NUTS!

by Billy1298 January 9, 2024