Nutted In my sock

To ejaculate in your sock making them crunchy

In da room I beat my cock,nutted in my sock.

by SockNutter431 July 19, 2021

on my bates

To be on your own. Rhymes with "Billy Bates, got no mates".

"Were you out last night?"

"No, I was at home, on my bates"

by LimpySeagull July 21, 2021

My love

A person who knows you so well they get you marvolour creations chocolate and a mug to drink your fave tea from. This person Is your other half, a person you can’t bear to live without!

My love, would you pass me the coral cup so I can drink some lemon green tea while I read this card?

by Defonotbeingforcedtowritethis July 23, 2021

up my own ass

Robert

Robert who passes GCSE'S but can't get it right in real life.

up my own ass is something Robert would say, and that's gay

by sirbennito July 23, 2021

You Gotta Be Pullin My Nuts

Annoying

Say if your friend says we have to redo an entire thing then you would say you gotta be pullin my nuts

by LIL NUT 17 July 23, 2021

MY LOVER

My lover is such an handsome person, and when i say that they’re handsome, they’re really handsome.

“hey, how you doin?”
“I’m so happy, i found my lover”

by kakakakaksjajskakakxk July 23, 2021

Funk My Balls

playing with his nuts till his asshole bleeds

Shut the fuck up and funk my balls till my asshole bleeds

by Masonwinter July 26, 2021