My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.

A terrifying threat, don’t

“My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.”

“Dude what the fuck”

by A fucked up idiot October 24, 2023

good boy dick

See Polite Asshole.

“He’s a good boy dick.”

by Nicholette831 October 25, 2023

Donkey Dick

A thick, long, tubular sausage, such as an Italian sausage or bratwurst. Donkey Dicks (or DD's) are frequently encountered as a fast food at sporting events.

Give me one of those donkey dicks with mustard and onions, please!
Honey, remember to grab the donkey dicks at Trader Joes?

by Camp420Guy October 25, 2023

the black dick

The act of licking someone’s foot until your tongue turns black, then proceeding to suck their dick, this giving them a black dick

“Bro can you believe Francisco gave me the black dick the other day.”

“No way, you too!?”

by The PeePee Express October 30, 2023

DIRTY DICK DOBRONX

The greatest lightweight to ever grace the planet and is also known to pull the baddest bitches on the planet

Y’all shoulda seen the way DIRTY DICK DOBRONX laid the law down last night

by xNIGHTMAREZZx October 30, 2023

Love dick

When a man has sex with someone and thinks he is in love. He falls in love with any person he puts his dick in.

Girl don’t fuck with him, he gets that love dick feeling.

by Curschmann October 30, 2023

dick

a definition of the man's penis for a rude way

Man:my dick is big

by fvrppdaxs October 30, 2023