dick-greaser

when your dick isn't dicking

Yo homie, pass me the dick-greaser, gotta go wank one out.

by Sulcus Kreditkartus May 23, 2024

Plural Dick

Having sex with 2+ dicks.

“Last night I took a Plural Dick! It felt amazing!”

by Olive ^_^ August 08, 2022

Dick Ticks

The number of times your penis spasms during an orgasm.

That root was good, she gave me 20 Dick Ticks

by Crazy Mozambician September 03, 2019

Dick Tick

When his dick taps you in the back while he is sleeping or without his knowledge and follow through.

His dick tick kept me up all night. No satisfaction for me while he snored peacefully.

by We’ve all been there. December 20, 2022

dick tick

when you punch someone so hard in their balls that it goes inside of them and now their dick resembles a vagina

i will fucking dick tick you if you do not shut the fuck up

by paleo_psychodelics January 22, 2020

Dick tick

Stage 5 clinger!

Someone who won't leave you alone sexually.

Stocker, clinger, felica

Man that girl is a dick tick...
Shes been a dick tick ever since we hooked up!

by Theoriginalred February 12, 2016

Tassel Dick

A hideously deformed male genitalia consisting of at least one extremely overgrown mole with two or more obscenely long hairs. Reportedly extremely pleasurable to women.

Mr. Zaire displayed the black hawk that went down nearby, and I witnessed his terrible tassel dick.

by Stick Figure Yoshi May 20, 2015