Ass Freeze

When the toilet paper touches the water and by the time you get to that wipe it surprises you

I pulled off too much toilet paper it accidentally touched the water by the time I ended up wiping I got an ass freeze

by Pebbles & Bam Bam October 1, 2022

funny ass shit

Divertidisimo

That was a funny ass shit movie

by anonymous April 10, 2022

ass checked

Around 20 years ago there was a hepatitis A outbreak in fast food restaurants from employees not washing their hands after they took a shit and when getting ass checked is when one employee goes to the restroom and takes a shit and doesn't wash their hands and prepares your food and the next day or two you're vomiting profusely or have diarrhea therefore you have gotten ass checked

"Man last night I think I got ass checked by eating at Taco Bell "

by Turkey hill September 24, 2016

Ass Nestler

One who finds comfort residing within the confines of the anal cavity of those who will do all or some of their job for them

That ass nestler would throw his mom under the bus if she didn't cut his meat for him at dinner

by Irish Actor Girl September 29, 2011

Grab ass day

26 April 2022, national grab ass day. Grab how many asses you can. Good luck

-Damn, that ass juicy.

Grab it! It’s grab ass day

by Thomasos April 25, 2022

Sweet ass

When a guy or girl is super cute or pretty

You are such a sweet ass today

by DA jr December 6, 2017

ass tunnel

When your double penatrate her or his ass then put your head in it through the pussy abd play peekaboo with the audinece

I jacob went through gracies ass tunnel and played peekaboo with the audience

by Haydens words November 5, 2020