Schrodinger's Twat

A person who is capapble of being both a knob and alright, but there's no way of knowing until you interact with them.

"I hope he's going to be alright this evening, he's a real Schrodinger's Twat."

by MrToad1984 November 9, 2017

ur cat a twat

the only insult capable of destroying the universe and everyone in it.
an infinity worse than all the ur mom gays and what not.

Thompsonson: ur mom gay
David: ur granny tranny
Gerome: ur cat a twat

*Universe implodes*

by Pusseylovah06 March 27, 2018

Twat Mallet

A large vibrator ....that. looks like a microphone 🎤..... AKA a wand

Whe you see a used vibrator on Facebook marketplace that claims it's brand new , but you can just tell its been hammered you can exclaim " that's a well used twat mallet "

by Rewd53 August 20, 2024

techer twat

When a University of Wyoming student sleeps with multiple Tech students and pretends to hate Tech students.

"Brenda is such a techer twat"

"I know that's like the 8th techer she slept with this week"

by Senior 2012 February 8, 2014

Twat-Matt

A scenario where a single person, with a God Complex, tries to obliterate a highly skilled team of successful people, in front of management, with completely made up bullshit, zero fact or sense behind it, to hide their own lack of knowledge.

I had a complete Twat-Matt day, now I need a large beer….

by anonymous August 22, 2024

Twat Water

H2O that has combined with the juices of a wet twat.

We got in the bath (she was wet) and immediately I was hit with the scent of twat water. I almost drank some.

by CoffeeOnTheRocksStirredByPenis July 16, 2018

Twat Yachting

Sailing the vast oceans of wet pussy.

Tonight I'm gonna hit the club and do some twat Yachting on these hoes.

by Trigga Bone April 7, 2016