twat waffle

a pussy who's too scared to do anything ; someone who pussies out of everything.

Dude 1: "Dude, do you know Jake?"
Dude 2: " Yeah that fucking pussy. He was too scared to go to the haunted house last week."
Dude 1: " Wow, that fucking twat waffle!"
pussy snowflake

by stfu sociotic bitch October 23, 2014

Twat

Twat, a strike were your fingers flail from a clench fist to strike you target with a whipping motion, twat resembles the sound made on connection

Tramp:"G'is yer kebab"
Twat master:"fuck off *twats tramp right between the eyes*"

by PoonLord69 November 25, 2014

twat-roach

Someone who is an annoying twat and lower then a cockroach

Well isn't she a complete and utter twat-roach

by Jayknee November 26, 2014

rattle twat

another term for twerking

damn, look at that girl rattle twat

by T@NK November 4, 2013

twat syrup

When you shit and jizz into a gaping cavity and the mixed solution is poured onto a tray. The mixture is then diluted with Sunnyvale Fruity Lexia and put on the bench for 30 minutes allowing all air bubbles to disappear. It is then placed in an oven at 180 degrees celsius and cooked for 25 minutes or until the potent smell extends to every room in your home. the finished product is then put in a jar and used for morning toast.

Woman :"Hey man have you tasted George's Twat Syrup?"

Man : "No, is it good?"
Woman : "Absolutely!"

by Chronic O February 17, 2015

Twat pop

When you slap a twat

My girlfriend was talking back so I "twat popped" her bro.

by Superman0412 February 23, 2015

twat tweezer

a curse word referring to someone who eats pussy (aka cuntmuncher)

1. Ashley's a fucking twat tweezer!
2. If you munch a hairy cunt, you are tweezing a twat with your teeth; hence, you are a twat tweezer.

by TheTallDwarf March 4, 2015