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Scottish Biscuit

A Scottish Biscuit is when a Scottish man cums at his lassies touch while in public.
Omg, Stephen became a scottish biscuit yesterday, I almost puked.
by Onebizzeedude May 3, 2022
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Biscuit

The act of baking ones ejaculation liquids (semen) and turning them into a nice batch of biscuits. Using poo to dance in the summer time is considered an act of harassment. Jean used his pink penis to dance while naked, this was a technique for asserting dominance over his Niggeys. When his penis turned the colour of the sun he cried to the lord strip your holy robe off and show us your wang.
I ate a biscuit
by Jdhdjjrjrmommy February 21, 2019
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fiddle biscuits

Dalton: oh fiddle biscuits

Matt: it's FIDDLESTICKS, dipshit
by papayapussy November 1, 2018
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Biscuit

Really old, dirty, smelly, torn up shoes
by Josh1983 October 6, 2008
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Cow and a Biscuit

A phrase derived from the UK, especially the Midlands areas.

It is used generally as a "so-so" or more modern term "meh"

The origin of the phrase is not quite known specifically, but is rumoured to have been somewhere in the early 1900s in the town of Tipton, stemming from the Pie Factory now known more commonly as "Mad O'Rourke's". The restaurant chain pays homage to this saying with it's World Famous "Desperate Dan’s Cow Pie", some sources say this meal was originally served with a biscuit as a sweet option to cleanse the palette after a heart-warming and sumptuous meal.
Person A: Hey, how are you doing today?
Person B: Cow and a Biscuit! You?
Person A: Cow and a Biscuit!
by Paul Oakley July 17, 2021
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Biscuit

A person who’s name is usually Matthew

That person is very cheerful, is fun to be around and is always laughing
Hello biscuit
by Ewe botha April 22, 2019
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Mcdonalds biscuit

Dry, crumbling, calling apart
His text message responses are dry as a mcdonalds biscuit
by Spamm3rspampam October 27, 2025
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