by Dr.dickglobber February 24, 2022

"cake after sex is so goated" is the most charismatic phrase ever to exist. The guy who made it has the ability to make people bend to his will with this one phrase. Psychologists hate him!
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: what
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: you're not making any sense
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: please stop
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: cake after sex is so goated
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: what
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: you're not making any sense
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: please stop
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: cake after sex is so goated
person 1: cake after sex is so goated
person 2: cake after sex is so goated
by cakeaftersexissogoated September 10, 2021

by Diggleton Faddlebuck January 7, 2025

Someone who is the Greatest of All Time at something, typically a person with the name Elijah; reason being is Elijah is considered to be of the utmost alpha name.
Elijah just dunked on three people, he def the GOAT!
Oh my gosh Elijah is the GOAT, I would totally marry him!
Oh my gosh Elijah is the GOAT, I would totally marry him!
by Hajile Rebaj May 25, 2021

An interpretation of the acronym G.O.A.T (Greatest Of All Time), where it simply means cool, nice or dope, instead of the greatest ever.
by Brother Tuck July 8, 2024

by Nacho Nico July 14, 2011
