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Short People manlet gang

A grotesquely gnomish gaggle of ganged-up, overcompensating turbo-manlets who have, in a childish, desperate and doomed attempt at overcoming their crippling manletism, decided to form a midget gang. Once a diminutively dwarfed new recruit has been sexed-into the gang, it is mandatory for him to participate in typical gang activities, for example: tagging up turf by spray-painting garden gnomes at knee height onto garbage cans and pet doors, drinking Tall Boys and huffing Jenkem, prancing around naked except for high heels and assless chaps in their hobbit-hole of a gang hideout while towel snapping each other's posteriors in an effort to toughen themselves up, telling deeply embarrassing tall tales about how they used to be the biggest kid in preschool, injecting themselves with stolen bovine somatotropin in a futile and injudicious bid at escaping their inevitable fate of becoming a prison wife manlet once caught by the law and incarcerated and frantically praying in front of the countless Randy Newman posters adorning the walls of the manlet pit in their hobbit-hole gang hideout while repetitively reciting the lyrics of their favorite song Short People due to their shared obsession with the delusional hope of being blessed with an adult-onset growth spurt by their beloved God and hero Saint Newman.
Jessica: Lol, why are there a bunch of garden gnomes standing on the corner over there? Olivia: It's just a Short People manlet gang. Here, take my magnifying glass and have a closer look. Can you see that they got little hands, little eyes, that they walk around tellin' great big lies? They got little noses and tiny little teeth. Unsurprisingly they wear platform shoes on their nasty, little feet. Jessica: Oh yeah, they got little baby legs and they stand so low - I'd have to pick one of them up just to say hello! Olivia: Well, I don't want no short people 'round here. Jessica: Short people got no reason.
by ManletDepreciator September 11, 2024
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Short

You mf
You are short
by Jimmyjeep19 December 14, 2021
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Short Power

When you transend your hight or your shortcomings to be one with universe.
Hey,there is my man Toni. He got real Short Power about him.
by Tao Master September 3, 2022
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National hug A short person day

National hug A short person day starts October 28 ends on October 30th. This gives the short person access to hug anyone they want.
Harry: hey I'm below the average height *hugs you*
National hug A short person day starts October 28 ends on October 30th. This gives the short person access to hug anyone they want.
by Oogashaka0w0 October 27, 2021
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kick short people month

the month of October is kicking short people month. Kick people shorter than 5 feet to the moon.
Friend 1: It's October you know what that means...
*Friend one kicks friend 2 into the air*
Friend 2: WAIT NO!
Friend 1: Thank you kick short people month.
by JinnyFlinny October 3, 2022
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National bully a short person day

on january the 20th its motivated to bully a short person
lets bully that short guy cause its bully a short person day
national bully a short person day means you can bully a short person
by none ya bussines January 19, 2023
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