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rusty nail

An Irish fool; typically given the name Bill cassidy at Birth.
Hay have you herd from the rusty nail?
Hay rusty nail how the hell are ya?
Did you here; rusty nail gave that guy a rusty nail.
by trizz March 30, 2004
mugGet the rusty nailmug.

rusty bullet wound

You ass hole, when exposed it looks like a bullet wound gone rusty.
by Rory March 31, 2003
mugGet the rusty bullet woundmug.

Rusty Sword Fight

What happens when multiple people are receiving Rusty Swords in the same room.

The parties fence with the recipients' penises.

Recipients are not allowed to do anything physical to each other, though trash-talk is allowed.
Typically the recipients are also encouraged to make metallic clanging noises (or Lightsaber noises) while this happens for the bonus cool factor and to commit to the roleplay.

If at any point, once the fight starts, any member;
falls over, loses their partner, gets soft, or otherwise can not continue the fight;
Then that duelist loses the fight.

Last penis "standing" (or team, thereof) wins the fight, regardless of how many players are taking part.

Note that: Cumming does not automatically disqualify a participant, but considering that softness tends to follows briefly afterwards, it tends to happen.

Doping in the form of Cialis or Viagra is considered poor form and can cause for the disqualification of winners if the agreed upon rules forbid it.
"Damn man, that was a brutal Rusty Sword Fight last night!
I thought Steve and Phil were going to lose when it looked like Steve was about to blow his load..."

"Yeah, but then Steve said something that got Jen to run off crying, DQing Mark, who then got blasted with Steve's 'victory celebration', it was epic, and will go down as one of the best tournament duels ever."
by Samael11 October 10, 2012
mugGet the Rusty Sword Fightmug.

dusty rusty rose

when one does a rusty rose with a chick who aint been fucked in a while.
Darryl: it took a while but i finally got jessica to put out.
Sean: didn't you say she was on her rag this week?
Darryl: ya, i pulled a dusty rusty rose.
Sean: lol! that's nasty.
by acasha March 19, 2008
mugGet the dusty rusty rosemug.

rusty dump truck

a girl who is very large and busted
by Echoli June 29, 2006
mugGet the rusty dump truckmug.

Rusty Venture

A sexual act wherein an individual(male or female), while in the act of falatio, inserts their finger into the mans anus. This is accomplished while the individual performing the act is dressed as "Rusty Venture", the cartoon character.
Dave gave Jim a rusty venture.
by Dr. Grumbles November 26, 2010
mugGet the Rusty Venturemug.

Rusty Sheriff's Badge

The badge commonly held by one Sheriff Rusty, a generally good guy.
Hey Sheriff Rusty, i love your badge!
by Obesity Jones January 7, 2004
mugGet the Rusty Sheriff's Badgemug.

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