rick roll

To mislead someone by taking them to the a rick roll video, instead of taking them to the one you were talking about (not related to the rick roll video).

Person 1: Here's a video that shows proof that ghosts are real!
Person 2: Thanks! *clicks on link* GOD STOP RICK ROLLING ME!

by Lala92 June 17, 2007

jelly roll

This is what happens when a woman's bra is too tight for her chest, so all her extra backfat gets pushed above and below the band of her bra (similar to muffin top).

Her bra was so tight, she had a jelly roll.

by Pax M July 24, 2007

coin rolling

Coin Rolling:
Another phrase for male masturbation.

Worker #1: Where is Mark?
Worker #2: He's coin rolling in the bathroom again.
Worker #1: Yeah he's an out of the closet coin roller, no doubt.

by JonJon386 January 13, 2009

Egg rolls

To be a creepy old man that measures young girls thighs and "lifts" with young girls.

look at egg rolls over there lifting with stick

by Gegangen January 22, 2015

Pizza rolls

miniature hot pockets

guy 1: i love pizza rolls
new guy 2: you mean mini hot pockets?

by Jome Alma March 3, 2020

tootsie roll

foot sex

Kick off your shoes baby, my cock needs a tootsie roll.

by zwasbk613 November 1, 2016

Rolled on impact

1) To be a complete and utter prick and to regale near death stories in an attempt to gain poontang in a foreign country.

2) A phrase one utters when regaling a dangerous story and one is immediately saved without reason.

Also see flaccid on impact

1) Prick: I jumped off a cliff this high once - I would have broken every bone in my body, but it was OK because I rolled on impact.
Lady friend: Really? Take me now!

2) Person 1: What if this bus drove off this cliff into that huge fiery chasm below?
Person 2: Oh, it'll be alright - we'll just roll on impact.

by klaus__ October 16, 2008