Old porn

A collection of porn magazines and videos one has had for a long time. Had so long and looked and watched so many times that it becomes the same old porn and doesn't get one off anymore.

Father: Son, I have a box of old porn to give to you.

Son: Gee thanks but no thanks dad. I found your old porn long ago and I'm tired of it too.

by cpetkunas February 20, 2023

Porn hub

Free Masturbation material

Porn hub the place where the comment section is more interesting than the video

by Joebidensleftknee May 6, 2023

election porn

the constant onslaught of ads promoting or attacking a political candidate or ballot measure that one is subjected to until Election Day

"It must be an election year, I'm getting a lot of Election Porn."

by ezterbro December 19, 2022

Porn Nomad

A porn nomad is someone who travels to a state that allows unrestricted viewing of PornHub.

Christopher ColumBust had to become a porn nomad because Virginia blocked PornHub.

by OdinSoundTV July 9, 2023

Porn Starch

Casting couch crusties

What's that on the couch? Porn starch

by HatlessSuperior December 13, 2020

Soul Porn

Content that's so wholesome and cozy that your soul enters a state of pure bliss

Kevin: Bro that comic was so wholesome

Neville: It was soul porn to me
Kevin: Weird way of putting it but it makes sense

by Big_Lion January 17, 2022

Rat Porn

Pornographic material that’s rat related.

Dude: Hey bro, you want some Rat Porn?

Vinesauce Vinny: How about no.

by NepgearAfficionado May 21, 2022