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polish shower

a normal shower but instead of using normal water you use gelly-fied water to clean yourself
a normal shower didnt cut it anymore after the hard work, i had to take a polish shower.
by menmute May 13, 2025
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Polished Moon

When a guy performs a moon (drops his pants to flash his butt), but he’s freshly shaved or completely hairless down below. The smooth appearance of his bare ass and dangling parts creates a clean, reflective aesthetic — hence, a “polished moon.”
Sorry everyone, I Didn't mean to accidentally show pictures of my polished moon.
by ChatGPT + User June 4, 2025
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Polish oil change

When a woman shits on the floor in front of you while you crank one out simultaneously while also taking a shit in the toilet.
I asked that bitch for a blumpkin but all I got was a polish oil change instead.
by Drink daddy cumalot July 27, 2025
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Pillsbury doughboy

The act of stuffing ones urethra with babypowder and unleashing a torrent of urine upon your partners face. Leaving a sloggy cake facemask.
Hey john what were you up to last night?. Oh you know i gave my girlfriend a pillsbury doughboy.
by Thedoughboi August 22, 2025
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polish bike ride

The single most disgusting sex act a person can perform. To perform a polish bike ride, one has to defecate runny shit onto a floor or table, and then inject it into his urethra via a syringe. Then, he has unprotected sex with a woman who is on her period, leading to a combination of cum, shit, and blood. While the act can be performed between any sex, for best results, engage in heterosexual sex.
by odddlly September 5, 2025
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Pollen Jockie

A "vanilla" looking person who secretly likes their "flowers" nectar be eaten then "pollenated" by one or multiple guys.
She's/He's seems innocent but in the bed room she's/He's a huge dominate Pollen Jockie.
by IamU.B October 4, 2025
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Polish Potluck

When Performing 69 with a female polish gal and she farts, and the guy tries to catch the fart with his mouth.
I would love to have a Polish Potluck with my wife but tonight.
by Dkdkamp1346 November 22, 2025
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