Nick

Nick is the type who is so terrible it’s funny. He’s the type with the logic that if you bake cookies for 10 minuets at 400 degrees then you could bake them for 1 minuet at 4,000 degrees. He defines all figurative language.

There’s the friend, then there’s the Nick.

Nick: HEY! IF I COOK SPAGHETTI AT 315 DEGREES FOR 30 MINUETS COULD I COOK IT AT 15 DEGREES FOR 2 MINUETS?!

Friend: THATS NOT HOW COOKING WORKS NICK!

by ImaDinosaurRawr June 7, 2018

Nick

Eat ass fucking bitch he sucks my left ballsack he looks like a ballsack on a stick

Nick u suck

by Ho1000 November 12, 2019

Nick Vegetable

an ugly troll ass rat who can't get his head out of his ass and us high all the damn time.

"nick vegetable just texted me "
"he's ugly , block"

by whatafatass November 1, 2016

Nick fowler

Couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately! Cleanup on aisle, MY PANTS

Nick Fowler is such a G

by Mbk November 20, 2023

Nick Effect

The act of undermining a persons stance or point over the conversation in a manner of which they have rarely or never experienced before; which makes them irritated

Sally: why am I so infuriated with this argument
Brian: I know why, you’re experiencing the Nick Effect

by Cholcolte December 26, 2023

Nick

Nick is attracted to women whose name starts with the letter A. Nick may take time to find the right letter A in his life but when he does he will know she’s the one. Nick is typically known as being a player but this isn’t always the case. It’s not nicks fault for having a good physique and such a thick dick. When he find that letter A she can tend to take time with Nick for some reassurance and to make sure the relationship is going to be worth it. But no need to fear because Nick will make that relationship right with letter A. Nick said he once heard the girl with the letter A say “I got a nigga named Nick who like to what? And Nick responds with play with her clit!” Nick can be miss understood by many but once they get close they love Nick and they love to have him in their life! So if you a girl with the letter A in your name and you find a Nick! Be happy cause you gonna love that thick dick!!!

Hey did you see Nick ? His dick is so thick !

by Nickycun February 1, 2024

Nick from Hjørring

An annoying, obnoxious, narcisistic, overconfident and arrogant person who uninvitedly joins your party or conversation. Originated during the 2018 IIHF Ice Hockey World Championship, when a person who identified himself only as "Nick from Hjørring" (Danish: "Nick fra Hjørring") annoyed the other hockey fans in the fan zone in Herning by going from table to table, hitting on wives and girlfriends of the fans and breaking into other people's conversations.

Annoying person leaves the table
Person 1: "Damn, that guy was annoying as fuck."
Person 2: "Yeah, he was a real Nick from Hjørring!"
Person 3: "Fucking Nick from Hjørring...!"

by NorwegianHockeyFan July 3, 2019