mexican't 

Derogatory word for a Mexican living in Southern California.
Usually referencing how a Mexican ('t) do anything.

Get out of the way, Mexican't drive!
Mexican't speak English!

mexican't by sellama June 11, 2009

mexican headlock

This is more commonly known in the Sex Party & Pornography scene as a Cox Knot. Cox Knots Rule!!

"At the party last night, Adam had Rebecca in a mexican headlock on the sofa for like 8 minutes! It was killer!"

"Do you mean a Cox Knot?".

"Yeah"

"Nice One! She'll be shitting cum for a week!"

"Yeah"

mexican headlock by rambot January 12, 2009

mexican face paint 

during intercourse, when one substitutes another's face for a canvas, deploys massive amounts of fecal matter upon it, then uses their erected penial instrument as a utensil of artistic expression

so...your mother and i tried something new last night. i gave her a mexican face paint...she loved it!

mexican face paint by tdogg6940 October 28, 2009

mexican pine cone 

During intercourse doggy style the male inserts ice cube(s) into the woman's vagina and proceeds to do her vacuum style.

Brady: " so how did it go last night?"
James: "I gave that hoe a mexican pine cone."
Kenzie: "whats a mexican pine cone?"
Brady and James: facepalm

mexican pine cone by jellyjd May 21, 2010

Mexican Mudslide 

The Mexican Mudslide Is Where One Person is Doing Missionary and you shove a whole as fucking burrito in her mouth while putting beans in her ass and continues to shit them out into your mouth.

John; YO KYLE I DID A MEXICAN MUDSLIDE YESTERDAY
Kyle; Cool

Mexican Mudslide by Shit Handle Germlin stick December 16, 2019

Mexican Football 

2 teams of 5 Mexican construction workers each, taking turns punting a chihuahua over the border fence.

"You gonna watch the Super Bowl?"
"Man, I prefer Mexican Football."

Mexican Football by dethtoll January 11, 2009

mexican handjob 

When a woman wraps your wang in a burrito or soft shell taco and procedes to jerk you insanely until you spooge into a crunchy chicken chalupa.

Ernesto: Yo, that whack bitch wouldn't give me a mexican handjob so I gave her a mexican avalanche.

Umberto: Fuck that shit homie, you still work at Taco Bell?

Ernesto: Nah bitch, I got fired for shooting my jizz load in the sour cream!

Umberto: Playa you trippin!

mexican handjob by Cant Blame the Wang August 15, 2006