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Dirty Luke

When a girl is riding you on a rooftop and you turn her around and ride her down the stairs with the male reproductive organ sill in it.
"I just dirty Luked my sister" - Luke
by Azouze99 September 23, 2023
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Luke Hemmings

Luke Hemmings is the lead singer of the Australian band 5 Seconds of Summer (commonly referred to as 5SOS)
Woah look at the humongous ass Luke Hemmings has!
by AshtonIriwnRailMeToDeath June 7, 2021
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Luke

A Luke usually looks like the child of two really good-looking celebrities, or a caveman who hasn’t showered in an eternity.

A Luke doesn’t publicly care about what other people think, but when it’s time to go to sleep, he can’t stop thinking about what people think about him.

A Luke discards all personal emotions and needs to take care of those he loves, if you’re lucky, you’ll get to hear one of his out-of-the-blue motivational speeches.

If you stumble upon a wild Luke in the forest, leave him be, he’s probably thinking about his crush/girlfriend. But at the same time, don’t leave him alone, he really wants someone to talk to. He will probably show you one of his flawless impressions or one of the many memes he has in his camera roll.

If you want to talk music, a Luke is the perfect guy to talk to (but you probably won’t know a single one of the bands he likes).

If you find yourself trapped in a hug from a Luke, stay there, he needs it too.
A note to Luke’s girlfriend:

Don’t let him go, he’ll probably marry you!
by AnonymousPerson#22735 May 24, 2025
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Luke

HE GOTTA HUGE FAT CHODE PENIS BRO< LIKE HOLY SHIT YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND HOW BIG THIS SHIT IS MY MAN LUKE HAS GOT A CHODE LARGER THAN HIS HEAD.
by ACAT Rose March 21, 2020
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luke

so fucking hot and everyone wants to suck his dick until he cums in there mouth and makes them pregnant
girl- omg last night i gave that guy head, it was amazing
other girl- damn he must be a luke then
by rly_freaking_smart October 30, 2021
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Luke Quinn Murphy

Big gamer boy who would fuck Michael jordan for 1 pair of Jordan's.
Look at that fat ass Luke Quinn Murphy over there
by Big thicc boy November 20, 2019
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Luke

by Tadlukey January 30, 2020
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