irish oliver

he straps a potato to his forehead for cultural day and always says 'irish buddies' with anyone who is remotely irish

"Man, that dude is literally an irish oliver =-="

by wow i exist June 26, 2021

The Irish Exit

Also known as Irish Exit, is when a USUALLY wasted individual shits their drawers, and abandons the evidence, leaving virtually unscathed.

"Some guy pulled The Irish Exit at my Saint Patty's party last Saturday"

"That's vile- is it still there?!?"

by BobWhatsHisName January 22, 2026

Irish Napalm

When you’ve had one two many Guinness and pay the price the following morning

Oof I’ve just called in the Irish Napalm

by Josh,Marth&jonsey January 23, 2026

Irish Rammer

The most aggressively Irish sex move ever conceived by a man who has already lost an argument with gravity. After approximately 9–14 pints of the black stuff, the lad decides the night needs one final, unforgivable flourish. He grabs the nearest spud (usually a decently-sized rooster potato he was saving for Sunday dinner), gives it a quick “God bless ya” kiss for luck, and — with the confidence only a blood-alcohol level in the triple digits can provide — attempts to full-send the entire potato straight into his partner’s ass in one heroic, poorly-aimed thrust.
No lube.
No warm-up.

“Mate I gave her the Irish Rammer. Proper job. She’s walkin’ like she’s got a full harvest festival in there. Potato came out clean though — legend says if you boil it three times it grants wishes.”

by WID0WMAKER84 February 6, 2026

Irish intervention

An Irish intervention is when a group of friends get together to tell one of the group they're not drinking enough an occasion on which a person with an addiction or other behavioural problem is confronted by a group of friends or family members in an attempt to persuade them to address the issue.

We had an Irish intervention for Ben he's just not getting through his 12 Guinness per night out.

by Purple headed raider February 19, 2026