Humanoid 

A person who weighs 300 lbs and is too muscle bound to move any part of his body other than his neck, legs, and fingers.

When the Humanoid enters the gym, the ground shakes as he passes.

Humanoid by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

human canvas 

Where you use a girls period blood or any other liquid from her body as finger paints on her chest and draw pictures in the style of Bob Ross or other artist.

“I used Jessie as my human canvas last night”
“Bro no way?”
“Yup I drew happy little trees on her tits”

human canvas by Meth_baby7 May 3, 2018

the human centipede 

Where a group, 3 or more, get on there hands and knees. Mouth to anus in a line, whilst giving and receiving a bodacious reach around.

My girl friend and her mom wanted to do (The human centipede), it was kinda shitty.

the human centipede by Whyhat December 27, 2015

Human Torch That Ho 

When you're fucking a girl, then light a match and burn her ass with it. She then screams and you say, "You just got human torched!"

"Did you human torch that ho last night?"

"Hell yeah dude, she's got a first degree burn on her ass now!"

Human Torch That Ho by B-Rad 1992 March 2, 2009

HumanFemale 

The gender of a group of People who can do anything and everything. Including, bearing children.

A humanmale can just shot some sperm and have a kid. A humanfemale has to go though pregnancy and labor. A humanfemale also can do everything that a humanmale is capable of.

HumanFemale by bcsw April 4, 2009

human catnip 

A code word for weed.

The cat likes catnip; the human likes human catnip.

human catnip by Stop the Pendulum May 30, 2006

Humanitis Infectee 

One or more persons inflicted with a common, deadly, horrific disease called "Humanitis."

El Dorado High School (also known as Eldo) teaching staff in Placerville, CA, United States.

Barnes, you are a total Humanitis Infectee.

Humanitis Infectee by Frank Frankette November 1, 2007