Work as hard as Ben

Somebody who jerks off a lot of dudes.

Guy 1: “hey do you go to the club tonight and work as hard as Ben?”
Guy 2: “yes, I’ll grab the lube”

by McMilz December 6, 2021

Open Me Hard

A way to say, "fuck me hard!"

Open me hard babe!

by MC ST0RMPEGASIS August 30, 2016

School of Hard Knocks

What uneducated, dropout, depressed, (usually American) people who most often have a criminal record put as their education on social media because it’s less embarrassing than saying they couldn’t do something as simplistic as passing basic high school requirements.

Employment: Baller at Smokin Dope

Education: Studied thuggin at School of Hard Knocks

by anonymous July 21, 2023

Try-hard caller

Someone who calls others tryhards because they can’t get good at the skill. Calling that person a try hard makes them feel better about themselves for being bad

Chase is so bad, whether he try’s or not, so he called someone better than him a sweat, what a try-hard caller.

by A skillful person October 30, 2019

hard bloke lewis

This lad is as hard as nails don’t go near him otherwise he’ll fuck you up pussyole

Bob-Oi ste

Steven-Yeah mate
Bob-I heard hard bloke Lewis is down the pub
Steven-lets get the fuck outa here then

Bob-Yeye

by Hard bloke Lewis’s mate February 24, 2019

Bang the bend to hard

This gesture is given out when one has already locked the music and proceeds in the space without caution

Slacktrick bang the bend to hard.. resulting in the glizzys all over the floor

by Town242 May 6, 2021

Tumbl too hard

When your Tumblr dashboard makes you jizz your pants.Usually used by people with a lot of porn on their Tumblr dashboard.

Tom:Bill,what's with the stain on your pants?
Bill:Tom,I went on Tumblr today...
Tom:Goddammit Bill,did you tumbl too hard again?

by Wing Kalas March 9, 2014