When someone posts something on facebook that is meant to get alot of likes, (ie. LMS or tbh ) and nobody likes it.
This almost never happens to popular people.
This almost never happens to popular people.
Guy 1: "Have you seen jennifer's stat? She posted a LMS 4 hours ago and NOBODY liked it haha"
Guy 2: "Bahahaha facebook fail!!"
Guy 2: "Bahahaha facebook fail!!"
by Dmjjmd2 August 7, 2011
Get the Facebook Failmug. (n) - the people who post bullshit advertisements in the margins of facebook, most commonly about the IQ of celebrities or about sexy christian girls, clearly violating christian principles, who are looking for men. Some other examples include how to make $5,000 a month while barely lifting a finger, or how finding the correct amount of triangles in a pattern will deem you smarter than 92.71% of Americans.
Joe: Oh hey! Obama's IQ is 130! Oh my god I should click on this ad and find out what my IQ is!
2 days later...
Joe: Oh hey! Obama's IQ is 125... wait...
Jim: Wow, I can't believe you fell for the shenanigans of facebook scum...
2 days later...
Joe: Oh hey! Obama's IQ is 125... wait...
Jim: Wow, I can't believe you fell for the shenanigans of facebook scum...
by Master Exploder 69 February 4, 2009
Get the Facebook Scummug. 1) One who exhibits judging events, comments, news and anything that will stir negative responses from other Facebook friends. Passive-Aggressive tendencies.
2) A person who likes a particular topic, or posts a link, then comments on it for the sole purpose of being a negative prick/or bitch. A ego-centric individual that is driven by sadistic tendencies, and mostly thinks of ones own self, without regarding how comments may effect others.
3) Person who lacks depth, empathy, and character.
Closely related to Facebook Narcissism
2) A person who likes a particular topic, or posts a link, then comments on it for the sole purpose of being a negative prick/or bitch. A ego-centric individual that is driven by sadistic tendencies, and mostly thinks of ones own self, without regarding how comments may effect others.
3) Person who lacks depth, empathy, and character.
Closely related to Facebook Narcissism
"Facebook Critic" is someone that posts, or comments on topics like politics and religion, knowing they will only stir negative responses sooner or later.
John: "Atheist's are full of Shit!"
Larry: "OK John, why are we full of Shit?"
Sue: " How about that Republican debate last night, what a bunch of losers!"
Jane: "@Sue, so Democrats are all winners?"
John: "Atheist's are full of Shit!"
Larry: "OK John, why are we full of Shit?"
Sue: " How about that Republican debate last night, what a bunch of losers!"
Jane: "@Sue, so Democrats are all winners?"
by Ego Smasher December 23, 2011
Get the Facebook Criticmug. (n) A person, generally a popular person, that you hardly know, but add to your social networking site, so it seems you have a lot of friends.
Alex: "Did you see how many friends Katy has?!"
Cris: "Yeah, but most of them are just a facebook trophy. She doesn't even talk to most of the people."
Cris: "Yeah, but most of them are just a facebook trophy. She doesn't even talk to most of the people."
by McToodles December 3, 2009
Get the Facebook Trophymug. by Yes I Am The King December 31, 2011
Get the Facebook Trollmug. 1. The unpleasant sensation individuals may feel after reading certain Facebook users' posts which boldly state some sort of sickening information you did not need to know, this can include informations generally regarded as revolting, but Facebook nausea is a more befitting description of the reactions some users experience after reading updates about "gorguz" children, or this common person known as "my man" and all that purile stuff single, childless people of the world cannot understand, or perhaps do not even have any desire to understand.
It may also result from viewing the effects of Facebook anti-ageing serum.
2. The effects of accessing Facebook via iPhone or similar when travelling in some sort of moving vehicle.
It may also result from viewing the effects of Facebook anti-ageing serum.
2. The effects of accessing Facebook via iPhone or similar when travelling in some sort of moving vehicle.
1. Facebook User U reads the following status update:
"FACEBOOK USER K is getting knocked around in the belly! Little man is going off this morning,he must be getting into the soccer spirit!"
Facebook User U feels an unpleasant sensation in their own abdomen area and an excess of saliva building up in their mouth resulting in an urge to run to the nearest receptacle and eliminate all contents of their stomach.
These consequences of Facebook User U reading Facebook User K's status update, and any other similar unpleasant sensations resulting from Facebook use are known by the umbrella term of "Facebook Nausea".
2. Facebook User Q is in the passenger seat of her buddy's 1988 Mazda 626 and is accessing Facebook on her iPhone instead of conversing directly with her good buddy. As a result of this unecessary and somewhat rude accessing of a social networking site in a car, Facebook User Q begins to feel unwell, and turns to their buddy and this exchange follows:
Facebook User Q: Oh, dude, Facebook Nausea...
Good Buddy: You gonna use that shit in my car, you gonna suffer the effects of your anti-social behaviour!
Facebook User Q: Fairy nuts, sorry bout that buddy. So where we actually headed?
"FACEBOOK USER K is getting knocked around in the belly! Little man is going off this morning,he must be getting into the soccer spirit!"
Facebook User U feels an unpleasant sensation in their own abdomen area and an excess of saliva building up in their mouth resulting in an urge to run to the nearest receptacle and eliminate all contents of their stomach.
These consequences of Facebook User U reading Facebook User K's status update, and any other similar unpleasant sensations resulting from Facebook use are known by the umbrella term of "Facebook Nausea".
2. Facebook User Q is in the passenger seat of her buddy's 1988 Mazda 626 and is accessing Facebook on her iPhone instead of conversing directly with her good buddy. As a result of this unecessary and somewhat rude accessing of a social networking site in a car, Facebook User Q begins to feel unwell, and turns to their buddy and this exchange follows:
Facebook User Q: Oh, dude, Facebook Nausea...
Good Buddy: You gonna use that shit in my car, you gonna suffer the effects of your anti-social behaviour!
Facebook User Q: Fairy nuts, sorry bout that buddy. So where we actually headed?
by Coop-Dogg September 25, 2009
Get the Facebook Nauseamug. A guy who's Facebook posts could be that of a girls. This includes the use of excessive smiley faces and other emoticons, and posting all other things that could be considered "gay." Tends to comment a lot, especially on girls' statuses or walls no matter how well he knows them.
Guy 1: Listen to this- "i really love people that lie and try to put you down. they make me smile alot. =)"
Guy 2: What a Facebook queer.
Guy 2: What a Facebook queer.
by PlutoAH January 23, 2011
Get the Facebook queermug.