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I don't have a dick to give

When you have the desire to give advice or weigh in on a situation, but you don't have the information or expertise needed to do so. No tools in the toolbox despite a desire to help. (Typically used by those without dicks, but could be quirkily used by those who do.)
Them: "Hey can you help me translate this love letter? It's written in Polish."
Me: "Ah, sorry buddy, I don't have a dick to give on this one."
by Nymph Moonlight November 19, 2020
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I Don't Give Three Shits

a phrase that nobody uses, but is a very good way to show how you do not care, two shits is an understatement.
guy 1: yo i got a promotion!

guy 2: thats great, but i don't give three shits about your damn promotion!

guy 1: do you give 4?

guy 2: ...thats a hard decision
by DinoBlocksZ May 19, 2022
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Don't make yourself the crazy goat!

Don't make your self the crazy goat!
It means don't try to look like you don't know something or you are trying to avoid any responsability
Man 1: Hey you! Gimme my money
Man 2: Are you talking to make? (Starts looking around and suspicious)
Man 1: Don't make yourself the crazy goat!
by Ismall December 26, 2022
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don't cum over spilled milk

During intercourse the vajayjay wielding party must buttchug 1 pint of whole milk. Following this, the penis wielding party must "milk the cow" , via sucking the milk out of the anal cavity.
Penis Wielder : *drops milk* "OH NO MY MILK!"
Vayjayjay Wielder : *grabs Penile vigorously* "Don't cum over spilled milk"

*intercourse advents*
by cumsquad January 8, 2023
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bitches like me don't FRONT

don't pretend to be someone you're not. Don't lie about how much you can do to impress someone.
Common home boy bitches like me don't front
by B.L.M.D.F September 27, 2022
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Why don't we music break

The boy band why don't we is on a break to make music. The Fandom doesn't like that because they don't have any content from the guys. Some say they might pull a 1d. But we don't know for sure. I wanna say something to my fellow limelights.... #staystrong

YOU can do this #staystronglimelights

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Why isn't why don't we online

It's the why don't we music break Steve, you wouldn't know..... Sighh
by Sourcywater April 7, 2020
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