During intercourse the vajayjay wielding party must buttchug 1 pint of whole milk. Following this, the penis wielding party must "milk the cow" , via sucking the milk out of the anal cavity.
Penis Wielder : *drops milk* "OH NO MY MILK!"
Vayjayjay Wielder : *grabs Penile vigorously* "Don't cum over spilled milk"
*intercourse advents*
Vayjayjay Wielder : *grabs Penile vigorously* "Don't cum over spilled milk"
*intercourse advents*
by cumsquad January 8, 2023
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*this sentence was used in the darrell brooks sentencing trial that happened earlier today on 2022-11-16 and the live chat went crazy with the "lols" and the "lmao's". i thought it was pretty funny when he said that lol.
*this sentence was used in the darrell brooks sentencing trial that happened earlier today on 2022-11-16 and the live chat went crazy with the "lols" and the "lmao's". i thought it was pretty funny when he said that lol.
judge:for the crimes you have commited, such as rape, murder, trespassing, castration of the elderly i sentence you to 1000 yea-
defendant: i don't consent to being sentenced.
judge: oh, i guess you're free to go...the jury would like to thank the thing and people for their blah blah blah blah.
defendant: i don't consent to being sentenced.
judge: oh, i guess you're free to go...the jury would like to thank the thing and people for their blah blah blah blah.
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guy 1: yo i got a promotion!
guy 2: thats great, but i don't give three shits about your damn promotion!
guy 1: do you give 4?
guy 2: ...thats a hard decision
guy 2: thats great, but i don't give three shits about your damn promotion!
guy 1: do you give 4?
guy 2: ...thats a hard decision
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Get the i don't feel so good mug.The boy band why don't we is on a break to make music. The Fandom doesn't like that because they don't have any content from the guys. Some say they might pull a 1d. But we don't know for sure. I wanna say something to my fellow limelights.... #staystrong
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Philip: "You're saying you are going on a date because you don't want to hangout with us??"
Phandrew: "Don't twist my flippity flaps Philip!"
Philip: "You're saying you are going on a date because you don't want to hangout with us??"
Phandrew: "Don't twist my flippity flaps Philip!"
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