christian

Picture your dream boy in your mind right now. Your thinking of that boy and the boy looks exactly like (christian). A mother fucking sexy daddy. He has a 3 inch cock {big for his age} a thicccc booty and a charming smile. He lives anal sex and he drinks pineapple juice 24/7. Just ignore the fact that he’s a major virgin and that he can have multiple boners. He’s very good in the bed (sleeping). Very active, if you say cricket is active. Knows his was around the girls... wait nvm he’s a virgin. This dude gets no guys. Fuck off christian

Kaydence: I heard christian was good in bed
Abby: can’t be cause he’s a virgin

by katniss/socceegirl July 8, 2019

Christian Gallagher

Christian Gallagher is the perfect mix of everything. He's liked by everyone that meets him, even if he doesn't thinks so. He is an amazing boyfriend, yet sometimes he can get annoying. He loves you for who you are and treats you like you're perfect. He calls you beautiful, even when you know that you're not. He is loyal, sweet, charming, and somewhat dorky. He never keeps secrets, and always knows just what to say to make you smile and blush.

Christian Gallagher is my Gummy Bear....
I Love you ;-)

by starfish_088 July 11, 2019

Christian Cavallaro

A strong and muscly boi with superpowers so strong even Thanos fears them. They include:
teleporting aliens from area 51 to his house
Eating beans
catching Wilson
breaking a $50 vase

"YO THAT'S CHRISTIAN CAVALLARO"

by SausageWarrior123 July 25, 2019

Christian

This dude usually is usually pretty fucking terrible.

“Yeah dude Christian is such a dick hole”

by Hoodiedan July 28, 2019

Christian

Looks like soggy oatmeal

"Hey, who's that oatmeal-looking nigga?"

"Oh, that's Christian."

by bunga boi November 5, 2019

Christian

little shithead that cums a lot he always loses no nut November, and he is a ginger nigger who wants to have sex at 14. he smells bad and he’s adopted. she snorts fundip and always smokes weed and juul. he wants to have some weenie next to his 6ft long peenie. his weiner is dookie and just because his name is Christian doesn’t mean he’s actually a Christian. He never goes to church and he is a nigger faggot and he is the CEO of the Holocaust.

that little nigger Christian, such a faggot!
smells like shit. periodt pooh.

by gayniggaballs November 5, 2019

Christian

A sexy negro

Daaaamm that negro is sexy as hell is he christian

by Jdsjsjsjsjsj November 9, 2019