Brandon

Generous lover, humanitarian, environmentalist. May wheel your grandma before he wheels you. Will show you the Eiffel Tower without taking you to Paris.

Wow that Brandon is hung like a horse

by Brandon Dart November 22, 2021

Brandon

The world’s biggest knobhead. Also a great child of god.

That dude is such a Brandon...

by PunjabiWarrior March 6, 2018

Brandon

The purest, most condensed, the epitome, the heart, the soul, the very definition of the godless concept known as "The Rizzer"

Vivick: Brandon got his rizz all over me
Brandon: Sorry, I rizzed too hard
Anh: It's edible

by AsianFetus January 26, 2023

Brandon Jenkins

Complete fucking dick head

Brandon, you're being yourself! Stop being Brandon Jenkins.

by pussymasterthedon February 5, 2019

BRandon Cruz Wants To Be Another Dennis Elohin Robles Soler Tanna

BRandon Cruz Wants To Be Another Dennis Elohin Robles Soler Tanna

BRandon Cruz Wants To Be Another Dennis Elohin Robles Soler Tanna

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

Brandon

A boulder with hair.

James: Hey, is that a hairy boulder?
Dan: No, that's just Brandon.

by Hasenpfeffer42 August 30, 2022

Brandon

A man that pulls multiple bitches but only simps for one, light skin, tall af, sus af, and never tries to cheat. Enjoys anime manga and time with their partner and Latinos / Latinas

Sheeesh man is a real Brandon
Wish I coulda be a Brandon

by Venerable Tempest January 27, 2022