Asian Evolution

The theory that all Asians are different. You may be thinking, "they all look the same", but this could not be more false. Asians look different because of their different geographic locations they have originated from. That is why, if you really pay attention you will be able to see Asians from different areas are all slightly different. These geographic differences account for many things including the different layers in their eyes, making them smaller, it effects their driving capabilities, and accounts for their small genitalia.

Timmy had 3 car accidents, therefore we know his nationality was Philippino. We know this because of the theory of Asian Evolution.

by DrSlettenPHDfromStanford November 3, 2017

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Asian Half Hour

A unit of time used to measure the duration of a break when the true figure is unknown.

Person 1 - I'm going to go grab some of mama's home cooked lamb!

Person 2 - You know when your back?

Person 1 - Asian half hour...

by Honky Mofo April 13, 2011

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asianism

Asian are all professional they cAn all fly

jesus is supporter of asianism

by Chineseandfat February 15, 2022

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The Asian Flag

Something that is often worn on the jeans of math professors

Yo dude you should offer ur prof to put more The Asian Flags on his jeans to pass the class broskibro

by outrageousrickyxoxo February 22, 2024

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Cool Asian

Just the one and only Mr Mark Cheng

I wish I was as cool as the cool Asian

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asian lauren

An asia lauren is a loud asf small as asian girl who eats duck and loves haraan. She also is really smart at buissness studies and has lots of cats. She loves the word bitch and loves screaming wink wink 😂

Oh jeeze shes so loud and Chinese what an asian lauren

by Footballgyal69 May 14, 2018

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