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Waffling

When your chatting for no reason
by Gslhdhlclydlydupcud September 29, 2020
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Cock Waffle

Cock waffle is an insult towards the stupidest of stupid retards who have a microscopic penis.

Cock waffles are also dick heads who think they own the world after doing the only things even dumbasses are scared of doing. Cock waffles have no fear, and no balls. Their penis is microscopic or non existant.
Olli: "YOUR SUCH A COCK WAFFLE."
Zaylen: " HUH- MY COCK ISNT A WAFFLE."
Olli: "NO YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING RETARD WITH A TINY PENIS."
Zaylen: "MY PENIS ISN'T TINY."
by F4k3_Fl0w3rs March 16, 2023
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tossing the waffle

When your girl got a yeast infection so you go anal instead
Tossing the waffle is so much easier than waiting on her infection to go away
by Pmoney-99 December 9, 2016
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Twat Waffle

Someone who's being a ditsy bitch
You won't believe what that twat waffle did !
by xSunn April 30, 2016
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Waffle House

The Waffle House is a powerful eldritch monster which is said to have infinite power and knowledge. To contain it the Waffle House must gain a new host a being chosen to contain it's power and share its goods and knowledge with the words. The ritual to find the New Host comes every 1000 years.
Child: Grandpa bro did you feel that wave and what's that bright red beam shoot in the sky

Grandpa: Ah yes, the Waffle House has found it's new host
by M_Ace January 18, 2023
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Aussie waffle

When one man cuss and a girls face then put waffles up her ads then eat it while kissing on the lips then putting red paint on the dick and blue paint on the ground then while having sex they barrel roll on the ground making and Aussie flag
Kyle and Mickey were going hard last night the did the Aussie waffle
by Lil com stain August 3, 2018
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waffling

my freind is waffling
by pet sim pro October 11, 2022
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