by Youfunkyzerobitch May 24, 2019
Get the Workmug. A phrase used to explain to your boss, that after taking off the previous Thursday-Friday, you also need the following Wednesday-Sunday off because you may not have the skills necessary for the current job.
by Stephen McFolluo April 8, 2024
Get the Working Jonesboromug. A non alcoholic grape based drink suitable for drinking during working hours where regular common or garden wine would not be appropriate - i.e. Grape Juice.
(Not to be confused with Work Whine)
(Not to be confused with Work Whine)
"... I went down the ASDA to fetch some work wine ..."
"... I sat at my desk consuming work wine and the boss didn't even cotton on ..."
"... I sat at my desk consuming work wine and the boss didn't even cotton on ..."
by BobMonkhouseJnr February 27, 2007
Get the work winemug. It ain't any of that liberal bullshit you fucking clown. And I'm not like the rest of you. I'm doing the working class bullshit AND there is an additional layer of getting robbed on to of that.
Hym "The Myth Of Hard Work is these piece of shit liberals trying to tell me that my contribution to society isn't enough and that they dictate to me when I get to stop working or how much money I can make or how easily and it's these retard conservatives thinking they a better than someone they are not better than."
by Hym Iam January 26, 2025
Get the The Myth Of Hard Workmug. Business owner "Boy-oh-boy, do I love hard word. Isn't hard work great? Man... Anyone who doesn't work hard is a piece of shit. They should work harder... For me... Right?"
Iam & Hym😐😐 "................"
Business owner "Guys?.... I'm right aren't I?.... Guys? Tell me I'm right. Tell me I'm right or you're a bad person."
Hym & Iam 😐😐"..............."
Business owner "Guys? Right? Being lazy is just a-oh-so-bad huh guys? Reeeal bad."
Hym 😑 "Get in the trunk." *Grabs business owner's collar*
Business owner "Oh jeez! What are you doing to me!?"
Hym "No, get in the trunk we're going for a ride."
Business owner "OoOoOoOh NoOoOoO!"
Iam 😱 "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? STOP!"
Hym "What? I just want to show him how hard I'm willing to work to get his corpse to the bottom of a river." *Stuffs business owner into trunk*
Business owner *muffled screams*
Hym *gets in car*
Iam "Don't..." 👋😟
Hym *drives away*
Iam "...Leave me here...." 😩
Iam & Hym😐😐 "................"
Business owner "Guys?.... I'm right aren't I?.... Guys? Tell me I'm right. Tell me I'm right or you're a bad person."
Hym & Iam 😐😐"..............."
Business owner "Guys? Right? Being lazy is just a-oh-so-bad huh guys? Reeeal bad."
Hym 😑 "Get in the trunk." *Grabs business owner's collar*
Business owner "Oh jeez! What are you doing to me!?"
Hym "No, get in the trunk we're going for a ride."
Business owner "OoOoOoOh NoOoOoO!"
Iam 😱 "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? STOP!"
Hym "What? I just want to show him how hard I'm willing to work to get his corpse to the bottom of a river." *Stuffs business owner into trunk*
Business owner *muffled screams*
Hym *gets in car*
Iam "Don't..." 👋😟
Hym *drives away*
Iam "...Leave me here...." 😩
by Hym Iam July 7, 2022
Get the Hard workmug. This is when you send it up a hill and not see a car pulling out and do a stoppie and crash into it, then you just have to meet me at maccas, this is known as doing a Dobz
by DirtyDobz April 7, 2024
Get the My ABS Stopped Workingmug. When both professional and amateur mathematicians worldwide go beyond calculating the number π to billions of digits to often set up world records—their effective algorithms or methods or formulas used to achieve these high-precision calculations also directly or indirectly help usher in new developments in mathematics.
The mathematical brethren’s quest for working out pi is like MAGA patriots doing all they can to ensure that their cult leader gets reelected by any means, legal or not.
by Numerati February 10, 2025
Get the Working Out Pimug.