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Wood

You’ve got some big wood up ur arms
by Idkwhattoputlol December 20, 2021
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Jon Wood

Slang for a "moron"
"Dont be a Jon Wood, bro"
by JustActualReality May 2, 2018
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On the wood

When you pay for goods and services in hard currency such as cheeses or honeybuns; as opposed to paying on the bubble which will eventually get your ass smashed off the yard.
Crazy Joe? That guy is one of our best customers he always pays on the wood.
by bookofevans February 6, 2022
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Wood

Typically refers to another white man that’s been in and out of the correctional system. “Peckerwood” was a term derived by black prison gangs to make fun of white inmates. The same in mates later took pride on the name and it was then shortened to “wood” in a common greeting.
Don’t slip don’t slide, Nazi Lowride wood.
by 2316WPWW December 2, 2018
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Put wood in t' oil

A phrase used in parts of Yorkshire, mainly in South Yorkshire as a way to tell someone that they need to shut thier face
Bob: "blah blah blah, random bollocks"
Jim: "Put wood in t' oil will thy, you're getting on me wick"
by Proper Sheffield lad July 30, 2021
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wooded

To shut yourself away from others by building a figurative wall around you.
Person 1: How's Sherry been?
Person 2: I don't know, I haven't seen her in a while. She's been completely wooded.
by idk who need this but i care4u January 18, 2023
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Wood

Whenever you are in the woods Joe Bernthal comes out of no where and shouts "there in the wooods"
A sentence that includes this is ... Andrea was doing target practice and shane said "there in the wood(wooooooooods) there in the rv"
by Mr McLightswitch February 19, 2023
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