dousche waffle

a term used to describe a restaurant similar to steak and shake only gayer

waitress:welcome to doushce waffle, may i take your order?

old man:what??? in my day, dousche was sucked thro ya by the nazis. meh.

tgi fridays is a major dousche waffle house

by mcfly penis face May 8, 2008

Coffee Waffle

When you take a shower after drinking coffee and have to take a shit. So you end up waffle stomping them down the drain.

"I got the coffee shits so bad in the shower this morning that I had to Coffee Waffle them."

by sailorkatz April 4, 2021

Waffles

Waffles are Pancakes with abs
No questions needed

"I want Pancakes with abs"
"Don't you mean waffles?"

by LifeSucks101 June 10, 2018

Blue waffles

Big dick is turning blue

I had Blue waffles because my wife didn’t hav sex with me

by Mr garret hudson jr the 5th nm October 25, 2022

Waffle

An overrated pancake who thinks it's better that everybody because it has better abs than pancakes

That waffle may have abs but it doesn't compare to pancakes

by Kimmbee July 15, 2017

Waffle :>

Fuck this little bitch :-)

Waffle :> is not cool

by Asherr99 August 21, 2020

Belgian Waffle Guy

a stereotypical image of a Belgian person. In love with waffles and brags about it everywhere

I thought he was a normal person, but after knowing him a while, he turned out to be a Belgian Waffle Guy

by MajorOrbital March 4, 2018