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Absolute Unit

A very large, obese cat.

In order for a fat cat to be considered an absolute unit, it must NOT be of a breed that is naturally very large in size (ex. a Maine Coon).

An orange cat that weighs 25 lbs = Absolute Unit

A Maine Coon that weighs 25 lbs = NOT an Absolute Unit
My cat Steve is an absolute unit.
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 5, 2022
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Unit

That unit there needs working on.
Das ding da braucht Arbeit
by Hotfirepants101 February 26, 2019
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Manchester United

by Johnnyal June 18, 2022
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united states of amercia

the united states of america, you too Alaska, not you Canada and Mexico

also guns in usa
where are you from?
united states of amercia
oh so you like own a gun?
nah, i own two guns
ohhhh
by sussiboka May 28, 2022
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Unit

by Yanit and younit November 20, 2021
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United States Ass Sacking

An expression in the Turkey woods when a hunter or hunting partners harvest two or more turkeys in a single day.
I’ll say ol buddy, today was a United States Ass Sacking!

It’s been a rough go as of late. Sure would be great to have a good ol United States Ass Sacking today.
by Fannie’s Beaver Pelt May 11, 2024
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