toe nail cheese

the smelly stuff you can find under your toenails

Jane: ew whats that smell
Joe: Chill, I'm just digging out some toe nail cheese.
Jane: thats disgusting; do it somewhere else

by Im-a-duck April 5, 2016

Shreks Toe Sock

When you mash up a bologna sandwich in a ziplock bag full of donkey semen, then proceed to shove it down your child's throat as a form of discipline.

Little Johnny was being a real bitch today in class, so I gave him a good taste of Shreks Toe Sock.

by TheWettestDream February 1, 2017

The Tip-Toe Rule

When two people meet, usually online in an online chat room, and through common hardships, life experiences, witty humor, and intellect fall in love. Both parties are madly in love, but for for one reason or another are afraid of telling the other party. The tip-toe rule is designed to keep one party from saying the words "I love you" at a time when both are emotionally vulnerable and are afraid from falling off an emotion cliff with no bottom. It is believed by respecting this boundary that these two people will be able to build a relationship meant to endure, and last the test of time.

The tip-toe rule is a rule deisgned and created by two people to protect their fragile relationship. Usually a fool-hearty decision because there are no guarantees of a tomorrow.

"Dexter sat down looking longingly at the object of his affection. His own recently jaded heart wanted to tell the woman of his affection that he loved her with all his heart, but was afraid of falling into the abyss from which he could never climb. In fact, in a series of bad comedies, he unknowingly threw himself down into the abyss by abiding by the tip-toe rule. To this day, Dexter has never been able to find his way out."

by Dexter Thorne August 23, 2017

crab toe writing

A term used by Jamaicans to describe terrible hand writing.

"you and your crab toe writing a one in di same.........crawny"

by Lanny12 January 28, 2019

wooly mammoth toe

male version of the camel toe but when the guy's nutz are really hairy.

That guy's wooly mammoth toe is showing!

by kingpython March 2, 2011

peep toe mafia

Women 25-34. The new power structure in the workplace. The opposite of The Old Boys Network.

You need to find a mentor in the Peep Toe Mafia if you want that job.

by baronkgc October 11, 2015

Tokyo Tip Toe

The act of making love anally to someone with your toe and then having them suck the shit from your toe.

i shoved my toe into my wife's sister's ass, and had to Tokyo tip toe to avoid getting caught.

by PsychoLogic1989 January 19, 2018