shove your big toe in a bitches schfinkter..wiggle it around a little bit..toe her asshole good..then put your tootsie toe in her mouth.
Dear Journal
I cant stand shit on my thumb so i decided to give my girl a steel toe danish today instead.
Love,
Travolta
I cant stand shit on my thumb so i decided to give my girl a steel toe danish today instead.
Love,
Travolta
by Travolta January 24, 2006
by 123567489427894 June 10, 2017
The act of making love anally to someone with your toe and then having them suck the shit from your toe.
by PsychoLogic1989 January 19, 2018
Jane: ew whats that smell
Joe: Chill, I'm just digging out some toe nail cheese.
Jane: thats disgusting; do it somewhere else
Joe: Chill, I'm just digging out some toe nail cheese.
Jane: thats disgusting; do it somewhere else
by Im-a-duck December 28, 2015
The Carolina Toe Pie is the act of sticking one's toes in a cow pie (basically cow shit/manure), removing them from said "pie" in which a friend or partner proceeds to suck it off your toes and thereafter starts frenching kissing you with shit still in mouth.
Frank: Hey Andrew, how was your day off?
Andrew: it started off bad but after I got home the husband and I experimented with foot fetish kinks and tried the Carolina Toe Pie.
Frank: hmm, sounds weird
Andrew: Yep, pretty much a weird start to our bedroom shenanigans.
Andrew: it started off bad but after I got home the husband and I experimented with foot fetish kinks and tried the Carolina Toe Pie.
Frank: hmm, sounds weird
Andrew: Yep, pretty much a weird start to our bedroom shenanigans.
by Lanny12 January 28, 2019
That guy's wooly mammoth toe is showing!
by kingpython February 15, 2011