Twat

A word often used nowadays to insult a friend, previously meaning women's genitalia.

Wow, Marisa you're such a twat!

by Marillow May 30, 2016

twat swatter

a female preventing another female from getting laid.

that lady has been stopping me from getting laid tonight, she is being a real twat swatter if u ask me.

by Mugz420sk8er June 5, 2022

Twat

Someone who adds a definition to Urban Dictionary for the primary reason of thinking the meaning they are assigning to a word is legitimate on a carbon usage basis.

"Oh yeah, my buddy gremlin is a proper TWAT!" said Aquarius
"Shut up you oxymoron TWAT" said Antisepsis

*a carbon echochamber appeared"

by noturdad020 February 27, 2022

Twat swat

A female interrupting another female from getting dick

Yall men can cock block us females can twat swat

by Dwizzlle August 7, 2023

TWAT

A hybrid employee who only works in the office on Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday.

Downtown’s so quiet on Fridays when the TWAT crowd isn’t around.

by FRANKLIN🙂 February 12, 2024

twat

1: Another term for bitch in Britain.

2: You.

ComedyShortsGamer is a twat.

Only twats can dance like that.

You are a twat.

by NaomiLolz December 17, 2015

Twat-Tide

Twat Tide, also known as the "Cam Cunt Effect," refers to a woman's vagina becoming very moist, even when no obvious stimulus is present. It is the idea that the vagina 'sees' and is reacting to something nearby which cannot be immediately perceived.

Woman addressing her vagina: "What do you see girl? You're doing that twat-tide thing again and it's terribly distracting."

by SpazzingMushroom January 10, 2021