Tesla Sams

A thiccc hoe who goes from guy to guy because she’s too insecure to actually believes someone likes her. She’s the human embodiment of a retarded golden retriever. And looks like she would be a cheerleader but lacks the requirements to do so. She’s so desperate to have a BF that she goes from a hobbit to an emo in less than for months.

I pulled a Tesla Sams. I broke up with a guy because he treated me right then spent a year chasing after a guy who treated me like garbage.

by TheVilleTea August 12, 2019

Sam Thorne

A raging dickhead in class that never stops raging, and he throws his laptop and smashes it.

Fuck That Sam Thorne is a total dick

by takeoffyoursox69 August 20, 2019

Sam

A hippo

go back to the zoo sam no one likes u

by SKSKSKSKANDIOOP August 28, 2019

sam badger

shes rly annoying sometimes and makes you want to commit but she can be a great guy if she buys makeup and takes insta photos. sometimes sam like to go to the phillos to take more insta photos because she is a slut

"oh look its sam badger the slut"

by lambo nigs August 28, 2019

Toucan Sam

A annoying ass person who's a toucan and tries to act cool but really Toucan sam is a dumbass

Haha its Toucan Sam!! Errrrrrr

by Ava_star September 5, 2019

Sam Shunk

#1 Most scouted teen in America, Sam Shunk plays a lot of baseball. He is committed to Cal Poly San Luis Obispo.

Also, check out his YouTube! "Sammy Shunk"

Sam Shunk is cool!

by Baseball World September 5, 2019

sam seamore 007

A man who walks into nearby unsuspecting trombone and baritone sectional time usually works at a record label but nobody knows which one. May take videos of your crotch.

"hey whats your name?"
"sam seamore 007"

by thatrandombandkid September 7, 2019